Jun 17

Lie Detector!

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afterno…

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Jun 17

Code Words among Catholics

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher th…

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Jun 17

Abusive football player off the hook by being “a good Christian”

No joke. While the Steelers are getting quite the rep for violence against women as of late, the team managers have turned a blind eye to a player slapping his girlfriend because what he was trying to do “was really well worth it.” While Cedrick Wilson was released from the team for punching his ex-…

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Jun 17

He’s Always Watching

A burglar was cruising through a posh neighbourhood looking for a target of opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo and video outfit. All he gear had to have cost thousands of dollars. He made a mental note and went on his way. The next day he was back. Whe…

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Jun 16

Lie Detector!

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afterno…

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Jun 16

Code Words among Catholics

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher th…

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Jun 16

Abusive football player off the hook by being “a good Christian”

No joke. While the Steelers are getting quite the rep for violence against women as of late, the team managers have turned a blind eye to a player slapping his girlfriend because what he was trying to do “was really well worth it.” While Cedrick Wilson was released from the team for punching his ex-…

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Tags: Sports

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Jun 16

He’s Always Watching

A burglar was cruising through a posh neighbourhood looking for a target of opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo and video outfit. All he gear had to have cost thousands of dollars. He made a mental note and went on his way. The next day he was back. Whe…

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Jun 15

Lie Detector!

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afterno…

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Jun 15

Code Words among Catholics

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher th…

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Tags: Church, Choir, Religion, Fun Stuff, Christian, Jokes, Bible, jesus, Catholic, forwards, Commandments, mass, hymn

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